Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
sunday night bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. he took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "i didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"that's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you monday and tuesday?"
three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "gigantic sale!" and "super bargains!"
the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "prices slashed!" and "fantastic discounts!"
the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "entrance".