for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, "well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped(打开) a new pair of gardening glove.
while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室，贼窝) . what is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. that is the talking clock, the man replied. how's it work?
watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, knock it off, you idiot! it's two o'clock in the morning!
a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?
the person with six children of course. because the one with $6 million wants more.
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."
"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"where's the shopping bag?"
"i haven't got one, use your hat."