How to Reject 怎么样巧妙拒绝他?-6

时间:2022-1-12 作者:优习英语学习网

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter. HE : Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

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