Pretended to work假装在工作
"Well, you could just sit at your desk and go to sleep with a pen in your hand. "
 Searched for cat pictures … but not online
"I flipped through magazines looking for funny pictures of cats doing funny things."
"Honestly? Stare out of the window and daydream. I had so many more good ideas back then."
 Sent prank faxes to other offices向其他办公室发恶作剧传真
"We’d send a filthy
fax to some of the other companies. And receive some of the filthiest jokes and drawings back. Some of them ended up on the wall in the copy room."
 Played Minesweeper and Solitaire扫雷和纸牌游戏
"There was no internet but thanks to Windows 95, I played Solitaire and Minesweeper all day long."
 Invented and Played Office Games自创办公室游戏
We spent many hours playing ‘shelf-ball。
– Tennis Ball
– The ball must bounce
– You get 1 point for making it in any mailbox
– You get 2 points for making it in a corner mailbox
– You lose 1 point for making it in your boss’ or opponent’s mailbox
– You get 3 points for making it in your own mailbox
– First person to get 5 points wins"
 Read junk mail
"I talk to my older co-workers about this a lot. You know all that mail you get — magazines, trade publications, 百度竞价推广inar sign ups, etc. — that you just throw in the trash every day? Before the internet you would sit around and read that s–t."
 Took long lunches
 Took more smoke breaks
 Went home early